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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton

EXCUSE ME DONALD, IF I BROUGHT TODAY JAY LENO FOR THIS BUSINESS DINNER AT THE EIFFEL TOWER.

JAY IS A FRIEND OF MINE, YOU KNOW IT.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Paris_Hilton_2011.jpg

- I´M NOT A FRIEND OF YOU!
YOU´RE NOT?
- ZONG DOESN´T LIKE YOUR SHOES, SO DO I!

http://www.redstateupdate.com/

WHAT´S THE REAL ISSUE HERE?

NOT JOHN BUT J A CK ASS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rb0eKvbeXA&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4egsqit9Az8&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXbZss1lQVU&feature=relmfu

MY SHOES?

- NO, NOT YOUR SHOES, YOUR SHOULDERS!

YOU SAID MY SHOES!

- NO I DIDN´T.

YES YOU DID!

NO, I DIDN´T!

LETS LISTEN THE BREAKING NEWS AGAIN.

- ARE WE AT WAR? WITH WHO? WHERE? WHEN? WHY?

... ZOOEY BREAK UP WITH ZONG...

http://www22.verizon.com/home/verizonglobalhome/ghp_landing.aspx

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verizon_Communications

https://www.google.pt/search?hl=pt-PT&q=red%20state%20update&psj=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1152&bih=585&wrapid=tlif116774837181210&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=GyyIT43qE9KwhAf-_OjMCQ

A DAY THAT WILL NEVER COME...

UNCOMPABILITYS

THE SYSTEM DOES NOT SUPPORT THE DRIVER YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL

"irreconcilable differences."